For a second, I thought there were actual, literal shots fired. Sadly, I wasn't all that surprised.

Never ever ever try the deep fried Kool Aid. Unless you actually like choking down pure Kool Aid powder.

Michelle Branch? I can't think of anyone less relevant to the White House Correspondents' Dinner than her. How did she get an invite?

Wow, you take on the complicated stuff! That's really impressive!

He does the cooking and dishwashing, which I hate, so that's nice. And the vacuuming, which I also hate.

GRR indeed! Do you sometimes just leave everything where he left it, to see if he'll get the point and pick it up himself? That never works, does it?

That's exactly the same scenario in our house! #I'mwithyousister

Awww these kids think Lindsey Lohan "was one of the first" to really go off the handle. Ah, naivete.

You are a lucky lady.

I handle all the fixes around the house because getting my husband to do it is like pulling teeth. So somehow I end up fixing the faucets and hanging the pictures and building the IKEA furniture. I'm also more techy than him, so I fix all computer and Internet related things. On the one hand, I'm proud that I'm so…

I was at an event at a beachside cafe on evening. It was super romantic - the sun was setting over the water, and someone in our party points and says awwwww look there's a proposal happening over there! The guy was holding the girl's hands, looking earnestly into her eyes, giving his speech. He opens the ring box,…

The celeb promposals are upon us already!

The celeb promposals are upon us already!

Did they photoshop his chest? Why does it look...like that?

These dresses are like the visual equivalent of

Sriracha founder says it's all part of a shakedown by Irwindale because Sriracha paid back its loan from the city seven years early, thus denying the city a lot of lost interest payments.

Ah you make a good point. I was assuming she died from strangulation, and the rest was a matter of hiding his crime, but it's possible that that's not the case.

I refer you to DangerTits' reply to BadLag upthread. First year criminal law class.

If people really could eat skinless chicken thigh gaps, there would be entire Pinterest boards dedicated to chicken thigh gap recipes.

The murder was the strangulation. He could have had any amount of time between the strangulation and the river. I don't know, he could have found cinder blocks like...anywhere else. A garage, a junkyard, a construction site. So cinder blocks /= premeditation.