• When again will I joy?

I know, honestly, just break up! Just post passive-aggressive Facebook statuses or thinly veiled tweets like the rest of us! So awful that it got to this point.

Premeditation aka advanced planning. In this case, it sounds like they got in an argument, and the murder was in the heat of the moment.

...what....SHE...did...to...HIM?

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Sounds like a fascinating article! Where and when do you expect it will be published?

Prof. Chernoff,

Students, unwrap a fudgesicle and pass it around the room. Look at how sad and drippy and small it gets the more it is passed around. This is what happens when boys sleep around with more than one person! Boys, if you have sex, you will get AIDS, your penis will start dripping and get smaller, and you will die.

Women who laugh while eating salads alone are the craziest in bed. It's because of this one weird trick they learned from eating all that salad. The high level of vegetables in their system mixes with estrogen in a crazy way.

Wong Fu Productions had a cute announcement that they're changing their name:

Did somebody say smoldering baby?

"Filed to: ADELE DAZEEM"

Don't worry guys, Annie Edison and Jeff Winger are on the case of the Ass Crack Bandit!

I hear she is doing well and has some new stuff in the works!

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Sorry, I don't know the specifics, but I think the Dept of Labor website that I linked to has that info too!

It's a pretty recent law, at least federally. State laws vary by state. I think generally it just needs to be a private area that they can use (not necessarily a specific room used only for lactation).

I'm also at a large firm in a large metropolitan American city, but we've got at least one partner who is old-school about this stuff. Women should wear pant suits with low stacked heels or, if wearing a skirt suit, must wear pantyhose and sensible heels. Also, skirts should hit the knee. Oh, and she told us this…

I've had a senior attorney tell me that she will not allow a junior female attorney to go to court if the junior attorney is not wearing nylons with her skirt suit. So yeah, definitions of slutty can definitely be pretty extreme.

I think she looks like Allison Janney!