Mr. Brando did the original undernipple. Colin Farrell wishes he could flaunt the undernipple like Brando did.

Yeah I don't know that I could watch it with anyone's father. But watching that show drunk is amazeballs.

DID YOU JUST REFERENCE PANTS OFF DANCE OFF? You are the coolest.

I....don't understand what is happening. Not even Schwartzman knows what's happening. They can't find the awardees? I've never heard of these people? Wot? They're in some sort of empty warehouse? Huh?

Erin, I'm positive that Pastor Swanson believes that bedazzling lobsters also promotes lesbianism. I mean, just look at this! As you can clearly see, the below bedazzled lobster is clearly a lesbian.

oh heeeeeeeeeeeell no. I would have run away.

oh my GOD that sounds terrifying!

Personally, I'm now going with the "industry term" of "hog bung"

Lindy, you may already have eaten a pig's butthole....according to This American Life, hog rectum might be sold as calamari!

Has she ever made a fashion mis-step? I honestly can't think of a time when I ever saw her in a bad outfit.

Makeup - perfection. Shoes - perfection. Hair - perfection. Love ya Emma!

That gif is everything.

Just thinking about this book makes me want to cry.

THE WESTING GAME!!!! I was obsessed with this book as a child, and every time I gush about it as an adult, nobody seems to know what I'm referring to!

Remember kids: don't drink and drive. But if you do, better call Saul!

Such funny! Very chin! Much romantic! So accent! Wow dalliance.

#sensual? Actually, I believe the word you're looking for is sesual. Here, I will use it in a sentence:

If she becomes a mother, I hope she changes the name of her blog to "Muthatrucker"

JHud?

At least we know she wasn't lip synching. Yay?