Sara Bareilles: a bajillion;

ABC, please hear my plea. Don't eff this up. Don't turn Fresh Off the Boat into a parade of outdated racist caricatures. Don't Long Duck Dong us. Don't cast white people as the Chinese immigrants. If you must have them speaking Chinese, please let it really be Chinese and in a consistent dialect. I know, I know,…

Naya Rivera's outfit is very Aaliyah circa 1998...and I absolutely love it. Bring back the 90s!

Egads. Please do explain.

Am I being overly cynical in thinking that his Facebook post is a last-minute effort to plant a fact in his favor so he can claim stand-your-ground defense?

Guys, it's okay. Look, they changed her nail color, so it's like, totally a different picture.

Or how about we DON'T watch the video, and we don't link it on Jezebel because every click on that video is getting the band more views and more ad money?

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Laura, can we have Breaking Bad watch parties? Will you live blog the first episode???

Nevermind! Michelle was on Vogue twice, not VF. Mah bad.

Hasn't Michelle Obama had solo Vanity Fair covers twice in recent-ish years? I think her second cover was a few months ago. I'm not pointing this out to minimize your point (there CERTAINLY is a dearth of women of color on covers of mainstream mags). Just wondering if Michelle's covers were overlooked or…

Yeah, Rudd aged a year or two. Pharrell aged no years.

I just played that too. That was much easier - I got only got 5 Paul Rudds wrong.

WHAT!! That's super impressive.

You guise. I got ZERO out of 8 correct on "Guess Which Pharrell Is Older." ZERO!!!!

Oh he is not alone. Fox & Friends are right there with him. On the Lou Dobbs show: