Irish people were slaves. But nice try.

Hey, if I wanted my crazy Jewish grandmother’s opinion on my sex life...

I would always send my mother flowers to work on Mother’s Day. Not to the house, but to work. Because the gift wasn’t flowers, but at least an entire day of all her co-workers cooing over how great her children are and how their kids never do things like that. That was the gift to my mother.

If it makes up for this disappointment a tiny bit, remember: She-Ra's horse was a unicorn with wings.

awhoo-oooh.

It's only a matter of time. Waits patiently.

I'm also willing to bet that they didn't have snipers when they went to arrest the actual white robbers.

"...why not just have regular cops with their regular firearms arrest him?"

Because militarization of the police.

This is such dude logic. OWN MORE THAN ONE PAIR OF SHORTS.

Woodrow Wilson. Woodrow was his first name, Wilson was his last name.