How about "Court Rules Oscar Pistorius Mentally Fit When He Shot Reeva Steenkamp"?

"Rihanna and Drake had another fight. He is too in love with her, which has always been the problem."

I completely agree that we should wield state violence against people based on anonymous, uncorroborated bathroom-stall scrawl. I don't usually express this opinion because it makes me sound like a fascist idiot, so thanks for giving me a voice.

Poor Kelly. Always getting overshadowed by Beyonce, even at her own wedding.

This is always why I loved partying with Southern white girls back in my partying days. Beginning of the night? Flawless dress, pearls and manners. End of the night?

For me, it's kinda like watching a puppy bark at its own image in the mirror.

No body shaming here (and can we retire 'scary skinny'? it's just rude), but I do find it funny Hollywood just happens to be filled with all these genetic anomalies who lose massive amounts of weight as they age for no apparent reason. It's pretty much a formula at this point:

I think its occasionally biting Bills dick on purpose during BJ.

Maybe it's Pentagram?*

Don't worry. Kim took him out for ice cream afterward.

"delicately and respectfully.." Just as delicate and respectful as a show where you compete against other strangers in an effort to find "true" love.

Yeah, I know I should clutch some pearls, but I just want to hand them a drink...I'm so conflicted.

I'm a brunette, too, and would be SO STOKED if I ended up with a silver eyeliner.

Eeeeeeee! I love it! That reminds me of when I used to wear silver eyeshadow and it looked so badass that guys (straight and gay) would compliment me on it. Kinda wondering why I stopped wearing it ;)

Hear hear, we have this debate monthly and it is so tiresome and predictable. The same exact comments and responses are given each time;

you could have been completely sarcastic or 100% sincere, i would love you nevertheless

I like these but they each need to be about 15 minutes shorter.

Can't watch too realistic and awkward. Ugh. Pretentious people are so oblivious.

It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.

My decree is that he looks EQUALLY SQUISHABLE in both.