"I'm just not interested in Marxism, feminism, promiscuous sex, and indiscriminate drinking."

Thanks for the reminder that I still haven't ordered the hip flask that will be 100% necessary to get me through my next stint as a bridesmaid in September.

And this is what I found in the first minute of said googling.

Snuggle them kitties! :) I'm off to spend the rest of my lunch hour googling bengal cats.

That cat is the most beautiful cat I have ever seen.

Personally I kinda like it, it sounds like the name of a whimsical perfume. I don't prefer it to my own name though.

Please, world, I beg you to have compassion and respect for Ms. Scott's family, and to stop blaming "bossy" women when a band breaks up.

I love my (husband's ancient) toaster oven and that microwave of mine in storage will not ever see the light of day again. As for your very fast hot chocolate problem, may I present the kettle or even the Keurig?

I think Juan Pablo, when he started the show, did it to become famous and for all the perks/paid appearances that happen after the show is over. He understood that the show itself wasn't going to make him a millionaire, and he was banking on Dancing with the Stars etc. But then things went awry with a combination of…

I already have a pacemaker! This better be included in the next software update.

DO WANT.

He just must be the most fake, disingenuous guy on the planet if all it took was one night with no cameras for Andi to realize how awful he truly is. Sharleen glimpsed it with her concerns about not having a cerebral connection with him..but yeah, I was laughing my ass off at Juan Pablo getting so flustered with Andi…

YES PLEASE!!

Okay, at the beginning of our conversation I got weird vibes from you too, but you say some good stuff in this comment. I do tend to think that there is more emphasis on giving ladies advice to stay safe then there is encouraging the kind of respect for women that will prevent rape, but I don't walk alone at night…

The fliers are not the issue here. I never said that fliers would solve rape. All I said was that since UCSB is already issuing fliers which address the issue of rape, they should use them to address rape in a way which is not victim-blaming. And actually I do think that a discussion about gender politics is…

<SARCASM ALERT> These environs? You mean hysterical wiminz? Aren't they just horrible ruining everything with their incessant whining?

I'm not trolling. "Helpful tips" was sarcastic. UCSB already issues fliers with a list of things you can do to minimize your risk of becoming a victim. I'm saying UCSB can shift the focus from "Welp, men are just going to rape and there isn't anything we can do to stop them, so ladies, here are things you can do to…

I'll always remember them as the troll whose comment became the first I ever dismissed.

Well, how about this: wanton underage drinking is symptomatic of an inflated sense of entitlement, which when added to the one young white men are basically handed at birth, becomes a factor in rape apology.

I went to UCSB for two years, and lived in Isla Vista. IV is a hotbed of dudebro rape culture. The University's stance, especially on Halloween, is ever and anon "Don't be a victim." It's not difficult, UCSB Administration, let's try top-down for once. Issue fliers that say "Don't victimize" instead of "Don't be a…