Sheila fucking E., you guys. I can't even with this Cosby Show winning over Purple Rain Prince.

I spent $650 on my gown, and I just loved it. It was perfect for me, and my budget for the gown was loosely $500. I took out a David's Bridal line of credit for the dress and it was paid off by the time I walked down the aisle. As for reasonable vs. outrageous, I think it all depends on your wedding budget. …

I've been on the borrowing end of between-friends cash, and it was not good. I had unexpected expenses right before a vacation, and the couple I borrowed from had offered, more than once, to help me out with cash if I ever needed it. So, swallowing tons of pride, I asked to borrow $50. She gave me $25, he gave me…

I don't eat half-donuts, and I don't drink half-milk. Whole!

Excellent.

Adrien Brody is my brunette fox for sure. And it's almost too easy to go with Ryan Gosling for blonde fox, but there it is. Is Jon Stewart silver enough to be my silver fox?

Sisters in Copper—UNITE!

They make a hormone-free one, called ParaGard. Cramping and bleeding can be worse/longer, but that tends to stabilize after a few years and ParaGard lasts 10 years.

Strumming your inner harp, I like it.

I chose ParaGard (the copper, non-hormonal IUD) because I was so sensitive to the pill, even the low-dose ones. The first year was rough, but now in my third year my cramps are only a little worse than without the IUD, and my periods are back to normal length. I just love it, it's the best form of BC I've tried, and…

Wow, my first COTD, thanks Jezzies!

Yeah, that was my takeaway too. Doll gape: the space left where my soul used to be.

"Honey, you do the dishes tonight. Doll is just not in the mood."

Actually, Shaun White cut his hair for locks of love not too long ago.

Oh man, so does my mom. When I went on the pill and eventually told her so, she said "Just don't ever get an IUD, they're like abortion machines." At the time I was like, wow scary. Five years later I'm like give me a break, I'm a busy and absent-minded lady, I hate hormones, don't want children, give me that…

Sorry Lindy, I was too busy conjuring fat-free chocolate-flavored weight-loss sprinkles to put on my salad while having it all, sprinting in heels, and gabbing on my phone to read your article. You know, lady-magic.

The .gif, it's beautiful.

Wow thanks! To my knowledge that's a first for me.

Anyone not in on the IUD "abortion machine" party is really missing out. Why, you're aborting every month! ("IUD abortion machine" should be on the March Madness chart for the 80's) ("IUD Abortion Machine" is the name of my new girl-punk band)

Now all I can think of is my IUD and how much I love it, and also, a sourdough cake with liverwurst icing. Oh by the way, have you ever had a brie and liverwurst sandwich?