I think she probably just meant she sprays it on her thighs, so that when she walks she leaves a scent. Same concept of putting a spritz on the nape of your neck, so your hair smells nice.

Heyo!

It's beautiful.

But DO have sex when you've sprayed yourself down with penis-desensitizing liquid and are fighting tigers.

What the F? Next you'll tell me you can't have sushi, cigarettes, or hard liquor!

Oh my gods, that's right, I forgot about the "deli meats" deal. Gah! I'd drown my sorrows in a wide variety of cheeses if I were you.

Apparently too much vitamin A? Or something? Like everything, it seems some people think it's fine and some people think it will definitely give your bebe an extra head. Personally, the deal was broken for me long before I learned of this liverwurst nonsense, though.

::solemnly nods:: My cousin sends me her text updates. She's at butternut squash right now with her and her husband's first baby, a boy—due in a month! I asked her if she ever craves the fruits/veggies they compare the baby to (because whenever I get her updates I'm like damn, that fruit/veggie sounds so good right…

This is the very first thing that has ever even tempted me to read Twilight.

And now I will also be using it in traffic; I'm always looking to brighten up my road-rage-vocabulary.

My theory is mixing alcohols gives you the swirlies, but you're right, it's pretty random.

I hate to admit it but your friend sounds like me. I truly love and appreciate the gift-givers in my life, and I send thank-you cards like a boss, but I'm still really bad at shopping/buying/giving. That said, I am never EVER offended when someone does not get me a gift. So, my $.02 is—don't get her one, she…

Suave has a dry shampoo I LOVE, in a spray can.

Big carb-y dinner like 3 hours before hitting the liquor (may I suggest Velveeta shells & cheese? It was like drinking with superpowers of inebriation-avoidance after that meal last Friday for me). After 2 drinks, alternate with cups of water (if you continue)(P.S. bartenders get it if you ask for a shot of water…

The video is too precious. Little otter checks shit out, but then wants human armpit for comfort every time!

Judge not your fellow lady, nor be ye in competition with her, neither shall ye slut-shame nor side-eye her, call attention not to her body but to her intelligence, humor, and soul: and in all things support and encourage your sisters. Happy IWD!

Definitely an acquired taste. Being totally drunk all the time on Tuborg Classic helps.

Have you ever had the Danish delicacy, salt lakrids? It is salted black licorice, and it is incredible, and I don't even like regular black licorice. I studied abroad in Copenhagen and the things I miss most are salt lakrids and Danish remoulade. Oh god, and the big wheels of Havarti I used to get for 20 kroner.

In cocoa?! Brilliant!!

Oh man, a last name that rhymes with "doctor," no wonder you want to make the switch. Giving anyone more fuel to joke about a lady Ph.D. is not helpful.