Ouch, you HAVE gotten crap, and that's awful. Uppity and not respecting your marriage? Bullshit. I respect you for doing what worked for you/being the bigger person and compromising with your ex (even if now you're like..."not worth it"). Maybe it has to do with our locales? Texas, I imagine, is more conservative…

Iiiii was getting all geared up to write this exact same comment after seeing the headline. I actually was going to start it with Jesus H. Christ, too. Because I have gotten hell over changing my name straight over, from friends, from coworkers, from the boss who had to change my email, etc.. No, I didn't keep my…

Yeah, in traffic after posting that it hit me: oh, she just meant "handle your business." Buuuttt I found out I didn't get a job I really wanted right before making my comment so I was feeling a little stung.

F you, Tyra. It's not that easy.

Well...the job listing was taken down from their website and I never got a call. I am trying to be mature about it but I just had to go take a walk around the office to hide the bitter tears of disappointment. Guess I got my hopes up too high.

"Hunger cravings" must be what people get "irregardless" of their fame or beauty.

Pretty sure the Kim K spread was ghost-written by the Teen Girl Squad.

Ditto khiib. Always had one on me when I was single.

Usually, liverwurst and tampons are purchased in conjunction by me. You can keep your ice cream—give me my tube-tastic, tasty, iron-y meat cream.

I don't think supporting abortion rights and opposing the death penalty are contradictory either, probably for the same reason as you: because a fetus' "personhood" (I hate that word) is debatable, while a death row inmate's is not. I love trotting out the old "we put birth dates and death dates on gravestones; not…

Such a great point. It mystifies me how so many slippery slopes are totally ignored by the GOP: like being both "pro-life" and "pro-death-penalty." Or caring just enough about fetuses to control women, but not enough to support the welfare services that help mom take care of the baby once it's born. Ugh, I could go…

Like, is that even traffic? She's in line for valet.

I wake up for one thing only: Mr. Wont standing next to the bed with a cup of coffee, bless him.

Girl, preach. It's like a foregone conclusion with the strapless wedding dress, I'm super-lucky I found a gorgeous keyhole-back gown in my budget.

Oh, okay, guess that just struck me at the end of a bad work week, but I totally sobbed. Tim! So awesome!

Ridgeback?? She was gorgeous. I'm so sorry for your loss, I cried a little bit for you. My parents are big believers in the "get a new puppy relatively quickly" theory, but everyone's different.

I celebrated my 3rd anniversary at my current job by applying to my dream job with the Girl Scouts. More than any other job application ever, I am extremely excited/nervous. I get really down when I just never hear back from jobs I've applied to, I know it's obviously not personal, but I can't take this horrific…

Ditto for me, gawd I love Talley. I knew one thing only when I went wedding dress shopping: not strapless. And considering Anne Hathaway felt she had to formally apologize for her (other than dart-nipples) totally non-controversial dress choice, maybe celebrities are just super scared of fashion criticism these…

100% correct. Sad truth about the reality of nonprofit.

This conversation brought my Velveeta craving screaming and flailing out of the closet. I don't have a microwave! But I'm sure one could mix up salsa and Velveeta in an old-fashioned saucepan over actual fire, non? Obviously this would be an appetizer for Velveeta Shells and Cheese.