So....just to make sure I’m clear, there are real actual human beings who:

Meanwhile, Rapp has reported that harassment against her has intensified. This past weekend, Rapp tweeted about her family getting hassled, their phone numbers and home addresses magically appearing online, and one individual claiming they’ve filed a police report, hoping investigators would knock on her door.

“The resulting sewnami is a thing of devastation”

Mate, you sound much more ‘sensitive’ about the ‘SJWs’ - sorry, can’t not put that one in quotes - than pretty much anyone was about either butt pose. That people like you get off on criticising, ‘outrage culture’ and then throw little pissy shit-fits over stuff like this is FUCKING HILARIOUS!

The small teaser thumbnail picture I clicked on had me going “okay, that’s the render, let’s see the cosplay... wait, that’s actually the cosplayer?”

Don’t worry. We’ll get both.

I’m going to be serious and say that this is just all around an improvement.

...man, you’re making me miss hovercraft racing games. F-Zero, Wipeout, Jet Moto, Quantum Redshift, I used to play those things to death when I was a kid.

I’m a bit biased here, but isn’t the Xbone controller more aesthetically pleasing then the ps4 controller? Something about the ps4 controller just looks wonky to me. M$ sure seems lacking when it comes to making consoles, but they nailed the perfect controller.

I found a higher res version

I agree. They tend to air the most disturbing shorts at 4am. This was done by the same guy who made “Unedited Footage of a Bear,” which is also very strange. It’s like adult swim thinks, “Hey, you’re up this late. How about never sleeping again?” Still, they’re all oddly compelling.

It’s too bad that hardcore fans are not giving this game a chance. I know it’s vastly different than what we’re expecting from a Metroid title, but developer Next Level Games doesn’t deserve to be shit on like this. They have a proven track record with awesome collaborations and revivals with Nintendo, and MP…

Sword fights everywhere.

It’s the penis and balls. Male variants of all kinds of animals usually have them. They use it to make little Pokémans and stuff.

Miss 1UP, won’t lie.

The brawl mod scene kind of ruined the excitement of getting to play as all kinds of crazy characters even with completely unique movesets. But there’s still something to be said about how they managed to put all this together officially with all the licensing hurdles. It also helps to have some kind of quality…

He needs his right hand. He needs his left hand. He’s amphibious.

I'm blaming you for the Animal Crossing bundle from now on.

Can't sleep.. wolf will eat me..