uh, i'm pretty sure that's Link, dude...

There's idiots, then there's......monsters. Fucking MONSTERS.

Really? Did no one care then? Because it seems we wrote about that exact event more than once, along with others.

Did anyone else hear the "Choose a Mii" VO and instantly say "Mario" (with accent) afterwards?

No? Just me? Oh... Ok.

I made that mistake myself. I went to the store to buy Lindsay Lohan's game, "GT&A V", but accidentally picked up GTA V, because I was totally confused by the image that is obviously Lindsey Lohan on the cover.

That was english? Im being dead serious, she was really singing in english? Something's wrong with me because I couldnt make out a single word! It may had something to do that I gave up early thinking "why bother trying to understand since its obviously in Japanese?".

Real Smash Bros. Fact:

You know, I was just recently returning to the old Smash Bros. soundtracks, and I endured a harsh reminder about one of my favorite tracks, SSBM's "Metal Battle" (aka metal Mario): It's just a hideous, hideous master. There are no frequencies at all above ~12Khz, the bass is overpowering, and it's so hard to pick out…

I think nothing can amuse me more than this one.

Absofuckinglutely.

The only question I'd really have for him is why Lucina, Falco, Sheik, Toon Link and to a lesser extent Doctor Mario all have the same Final Smash as Marth, Fox, Zelda, Link and Mario. (Doctor Mario's fireball animation is changed to a pill barrage.)

The inertia of the vehicles (i.e., the floatiness) is what distinguishes Wipeout from other futuristic racers, and learning how to use it to your advantage in maneuvering is the key to mastering these games. It's an attempt at representing the motion of hovering vehicles with greater verisimilitude than the…

I always thought of that old-style pikachu as being more like a large potato with legs and tail, than any sort of mouse.

He's more Planet than Pluto ever was.

125 years old and (apparently) perpetually doomed. Thanks for being awesome Nintendo.

Or just give up the machine when the guy tries to take it, I mean, 300 bucks isn't worth your life.

But what do I know, I'm just a tree.

An alternate review in three screenshots...

It's a New² 3DS Limited Edition.

I really wish I could be one of those cool kids who can design huge worlds, but I don't have an eye for design, so most of my work is derivative.