I'm just gonna guess and think someone misheard Mario's "Let's a go!" as "Mexico"

Always wash your testicles after urinating.

Maybe this will open up the possibility of a Nintendo phone in the future. I'd sooner drop my nexus 4 if i could pick a Nintendo proprietary and put my sim card in it. :)

I understand how annoying this could be. I mean, come on, more than a minute of broadcast time!

Some sort of cream puff? It certainly looks like the most badass cream puff I've ever seen.

As someone who has no nostalgia for Final Fantasy games, I really like 13 and 13-2. I'm genuinely excited about Lightning Returns.

No refunds.

Whoa whoa whoa.

That is a gross exaggeration of the amount of zombies in the game.

"They talk as if I'm not even in the same room with them......"

Bet you're a blast at parties...

"XBOX ONE HAS THE BEST GAMES. ONE UF THE GAMES ARE CALL UF DUTY GOST. IS HAS RESIDENT EVEL 6. IT HAS GRANTH FODO 5. CALL UF DUTYBLACK1." - Eric 8 yrs old.

I know this used car salesman, seems like a trustworthy guy.

Here's my "Steam Machine":

Always appreciated the level of polish on their titles (and glad they took the extra time on this one). I really hope Nintendo gives them a different IP to work on for their next project (cough... StarFox...). Or something new perhaps?

I'm gonna make a game called "Edge of the Candy's Scrolls" and watch the cease & desists pour in.

"the Wii U is losing market share, and fast. Not hard to hire more developers to speed things up..."

Obviously it's Gameboy radiation. It aged him faster, killed his dad, and turns every user into an insufferable prick.