IT JUST ISN'T DAMNIT!

Render Time: 10 years.

The End was probably one of the most uniquely enjoyable boss fight experiences in all my years of gaming.

That really sucks. But is this what charity is nowadays? They aren't homeless, they aren't starving, they aren't sick.. they just lost their material possessions..

In other news, gamers are people, and people are capable of heroic feats. Labeling this person as a 'gamer' in this situation is akin to saying "TV watcher saves cat from tall tree" or "person who likes to watch violent movies sometimes kills man".

Best Voice Actor?! Really? A guy stands in a both for some hours, and gets his own award?!

I don't even think 99.9% of folks who love Nintendo would get this right, myself included. Like, Nintendo ran a taxi service at one point? What???

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Actually, it's RAITONINGU.

Hey, look you guys, I'm Bayonetta.

Dude, its LAITONINGU, not lightning.

It's like somebody just said something very surprising.

Game: Halo 3

Game: Mirror's Edge

Game: Super Mario Galaxy

"Internet Explorer recognized pornographic content and decided to crash in order to protect you from inapproriate content. This is not a bug, it's a feature.

Clearly, Wii U isn't next gen.