It's like somebody just said something very surprising.

Game: Halo 3

Game: Mirror's Edge

Game: Super Mario Galaxy

"Internet Explorer recognized pornographic content and decided to crash in order to protect you from inapproriate content. This is not a bug, it's a feature.

Clearly, Wii U isn't next gen.

Here's the Chell, since I don't think I posted it last year:

I do Halloween lazy by just dressing my daughter. She's much smaller so the costumes are faster and easier to make. Last year she was a little baby Chell, this year a White Mage:

"KEEP SPINNING AROUND, THAT ASSASSINS JERK WON'T GET US NOW!" "YEAH!" "AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! AHAHAHAH!!!"

This ol thing

Back in the day, while watching the epic video, I thought to myself: "The popcorn Michael's eating looks really tasty!"

fck where is my window?

I think—

Hi, Shock! Nice to meet you. Do you know a trainer by the name Missingno? I think he lives in Despair.

That last bit was fantastic! It was like one twist after the next! M. Night Shamalamadingdong would be proud.

Track: Green Hill Zone Theme (Remix) | Artist: Mitch Murder | Album: N/A