Holy crap, where did all that chest hair come from, you manly man?

The Xbox One needs no one to watch it, for it is always watching you.

The family one is such bullshit. My family is gigantic. Like about 6 billion people. How am I supposed to choose which 10 to share it with?

Dude, c'mon. I can totally tell who that is. That is clearly a drawing of the Hero, Zelda.