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Here's New York's old-timey duds

When handed back to his father, William Ligue III was treated to a large Bud Light and pack of Red Man.

Pictured: John Daly garnishing his lunch martini with a Titleist.

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The Marlins scouts are really hoping that young phenom Guillermo Hitler stays in the minors until this whole Castro thing blows over.

Not just a spray. Buckets and buckets of stale urine.

Juan José Padilla still thinks last year's bulls were much more dangerous.

The least SEC representation would have been the small firm Goldstein, Okoye, & Wang.

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+1 for the story and the new addition. Great work, Drew.

I'm not sure what the proper response is when a fan catches a bat

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"You complete me."

pleasepleaseplease do it, Rex.

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The Noodle's lists of hobbies include "shooting pool with a rope, trying to stuff a marshmallow into a piggy bank, and attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis".

Consulting the Catholic Church's son altitude charts, they read "4'2 is about just about perfect".