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During the 1980s, the nosebleed section at Shea Stadium was the bullpen.

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The good news is that his 120 children will never go barefoot.

This finally explains how Bettman was able secure the rights to all of David Hasselhoff's songs.

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The silver lining here is that the Florida State Seminoles took ownership of all of the Bison's athletic equipment, and made sure that none of it went to waste. They even used the tongues from the used athletic shoes as hair brushes.

I thought we were all going to laugh about it and all of a sudden I realized that he was serious.

Ty Cobb's corpse moved to Canada shortly after the 2008 presidential election.

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Amazingly, he had already written his obituary, which the Time-Picayune is running:

I am pretty sure he was just referring to Keyon Dooling and Jermaine O'Neal resembling that 5 foot tall stack of triceratops crap.

Broke Elbow Mountain

In typical Cowboy fashion, the movie will look good on paper, have an overblown budget, get a tremendous amount of hype, and then fall apart about halfway through.

This is terrible news for Drew Brees, who just had surgery to get rid of his black mark.

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Caster Semenya: Mr. Women's Track

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