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Where they going to get that money from? That's like me suing a homeless dude for a burger and some fries.

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A DD delay occurred any time Morganna ran onto the field.

Meanwhile, anyone up for an 18-game season?

This championship takes away from the negative press the high school received when it changed its mascot to Mario Danelo.

Keep it easy and just stick to picture books.

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He was thrown off by his trainer's last minute advice of "keep an eye out for that bull".

Pictured: not many people knew that original free agency was on a "first come first serve" basis.

I do admire Stuart Scott's classy tribute to Sandy Duncan, though.

You'd think they would learn after Peter Gammons did his Kirby Puckett impression back in 2006.

Heather Mills' nickname for her left foot is "Han Solo".

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their bulbous heads and vapid gazes, gabbling and staggering and pointing inarticulately at things

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Steve Jobs got into a lot of trouble after telling his secretary he would like to iHump her.

"It Was 20 Times Worse In Person Than It Was On TV."

But for me personally I just wanted to get out and get my legs back under me