+1

That joke is really a stretch. It reminds me of the one doll that has limbs that stretch really far.

don't underestimate the drawing power of things blowing up

With any luck, he'll be talking by playoff time.

The medical staff initially didn't think much of the seizure since the entire team routinely chokes and shits the bed every week.

+1

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed gave bin Laden a Pearl because he thought it would look nice on his wall.

I know Woody has made some immoral decisions, but to buy his daughter a Jerry Sandusky-designed sex doll and make her sit next to it is just disgusting.

"Who do you think you are? I am!"

+1

Ozzie Canseco is known as the Clint Howard of MLB.

+1

Puns are the absolute lowest form of human discourse

After passing the baggie, Elijah's enos was sore for a week.

+1

Eli did the same thing at Morton's, but his meal was a Lunchable and juice box.

Epstein was also the behind the decision to quickly snap up [Theo.com] after Malcom-Jamal Warner dropped the ball.

+1 teleplay for a sitcom I would definitely watch

Down Syn Road is Todd Palin's nickname for the hallway leading to Trig's room.

Brady, just have Tim drink a lot of pineapple juice. It helps, trust me.