Baron Davis also says it in navel by squeezing his stomach fat over his belly button at the same time he speaks the words.

He metaphorically announced his commitment to Notre Dame by getting into a massive train wreck on the way to press conference.

He really took the gloves off when he referred to his opponent as "Lilli-Putin".

The second best insane blind pass occurred when Liza Manelli hit on Andrea Bocelli.

He broke his finger fighting off the hundreds of Pacmans trying to eat his sweater.

I bet Bruce Jenner's is really tight, though.

+1

The Angels also got on board and introduced their new mascot, DJ Adam.

It would be a change for him to actually land on his feet.

+1

Shayegan eventually hit rock bottom when he dressed in nylon and pretended to be a backpack at the Wisconsin School for the Blind.

The Mets also jumped on the bandwagon by declaring this year's team "Not Totally Linept!".

+1 Hamburglar of innocence

Other Bedrock values taught by Joe Paterno: don't put a giant slab of dinosaur ribs on the side of your car or it will tip over.

The entire 1970 Marshall football team wasn't nearly high enough.

+1

Because the U.S. government lined up 47 former players to testify against me in open court if I went to trial. That in itself is motivation to shove it up their collective [butts].

The Platonic idea of a center is still the earth.

It is still an upgrade from his status updates 3 years ago when he was complaining about his wife's dirty carpet, Irish car bombs, and blowing up his the new deli's bathroom.

Viewmetrics reveals that cycling has been the #1 most mentioned topic since they hired Joy Behar.