Injury-riddled bears also describes the scene at the gay pride parade after the float of hairy men crashed.

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no midriff-revealing shirts

The loser of the Frick Award is Lee Corso.

Wall's warnings would have been taken more seriously by the coaches if he wasn't doing the Dougie while speaking.

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Sad Hilton Lobby is a good nickname for Paris' vagina.

But when your kid is throwing the remote at the TV? HARD TO IMPLEMENT CALMNESS.

The good news is that most of the previous winners are dead, so hopefully this award serves as a curse.

This was a big shift in reporting for Philadelphia magazine which, until this story, really focused on the issues people cared about like "What Hurts Athletes the Most When Thrown from the Crowd" and "10 Ways to Make Yourself Vomit at the Ballpark".

That's the exact same voicemail George Peppard left Dwight Schultz after he decided to leave the show. I mean how many ways can you knock out BA Baracus before a flight.

Things really calmed down for Marbury when he stopped asking everyone if they urinated in his cola.

The Wizards had a "bring your dad to the game" day and didn't even bother reserving any seats.

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Amendola says he believes others will come forward in Sandusky's defense next week

Jerry Sandusky was asked to leave the game after he flopped his nuts.

Whoever wins will actually be employed for a full 12 months because in the off-season, he and his hot dog cannon will just follow Andy Reid around.

All he needs to do is kill himself and he can record the elusive Chris Benoit hat trick.

They didn't let this Rudolf join in any reindeer games because he is clearly retarded.

Clearing the low bar is the goal for all graduates of the Lilliputian Law School for Dwarves.