It doesn't take a theologian to know that sometimes breaks go your way, sometimes for multiple games in a row.

Miranda's rights were quickly followed by lefts and then more rights.

When you call Dan Marino's cell phone, you usually get zero rings.

I have a tougher time remembering 2007 and 2008 than I do 2005 and 2006

Deanna Favre would like to listen, but she is currently using Brett Favre's penis as a Q-tip.

and I mean every on-air guy on the network was in this double-wide

According to Lou Ferrigno's agent, if the Bears called, he would not listen.

In Vietnam, ATM's are called Dongslingers.

I haven't someone this tickled by a probe since Brian Baldinger gave a prostate exam.

Are you kidding me Quieros?

I love commenters living up to their images. It would be like me going off on how Andrew Luck is the greatest player I have ever seen. The good news is that you got me to change the channel and I appreciate the heads up because this is fun stuff to watch.

History has shown running QBs don't last long. Just look at Steve McNair.

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@Mark_Sanchez

The most in appropriate thing about the Sandusky dinner was the side dish he served.

Ralph Fucking Nader has standing

Toronto General Hospital still has a much larger collection of vegetables.

The Eighth Wonder Of The World Essentially Crumbling Before Our Eyes

One of the least stand-up guys in hockey? Vladimir Konstantinov.

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