goatse.xxx was bought by the USNA.

We've reached out to relevant parties but have yet to receive an answer.

+1 She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Rony Seikaly did her Greek.

The verdict is simple: E.Z. does it.

Sadly, most homeless people in the Indianapolis area were unavailable because they were all wearing Illinois sweatshirts.

After reading this article, Jerry Sandusky immediately hired Lozano.

It's definitely going to be an uphill climb for Tim Salmon.

Pictured: Borislow unveiling the newest magicJack model called "The Favre".

No doubt a result of Oddibe's "If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down." campaign.

Peebow is also what Greg Oden calls the bend in his dong.

Sad deal. Had two young kids and was doing a great job helping coach the Stanford DL this year. RIP.

Reporter: Congratulations. What interested you so much in Tampa Bar?

This couple has all the charisma of a modern day Princess Di and Dodi Fayed...the dead version.

Much like his namesake, Jim, Adam should just die at 27 because it isn't getting any better.

Hall of Enjoyment was how Kid Rock referred to Pamela Anderson's vagina.

A confused and disappointed Tyson thought he was flying down to Brazil to eat a "girl panini".

Mounting Brittany: Let's Talk Sex, Hugs, Handjobs, and McDonald's was Kevin Federline's failed first attempt at an autobiography.

A "rubber-faced Davis" was one doctor's recommendation to Al's family after they got tired of looking at his lesions.

"Leg-ality" is how Emmitt Smith once described Sebastian Janikowski's physical attributes.