In Philadelphia, turkey clubs retired Andy Reid's XXXXL sweater after polishing off 8 sandwiches in one sitting.

The Packers trainers always kept a square of toilet paper handy just in case they needed to shield Favre.

Not surprisingly, "help and hope" are what Sandusky calls his testicles.

The record for the shortest NHL suspension is still the 8 inch noose Wade Belak tied.

Khan was ultimately swayed by Jacksonville's progressive attitude about sexism because they let a beautiful blonde woman play QB.

Gallaudet reports that all 18 recruits are still silently committed.

+1 survey says....dead

He also wished fellow Trojan Todd Marinovich a speedy recovery.

+1

If he thinks that Airplane reference was bad, wait until he sees the unedited Costas interview when he asks Sandusky "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

He was just giving a teaser of his upcoming interview with Brenda Warner.

The investigator became doubtful of Sandusky's innocence when the polygraph machine exploded.

That car stipend will come in handy when he leases a $70,000 Nissan.

Usually at press conferences it is Jason Whitlock shouting for "Entenmanns...Entenmanns!"

Gasbags On Showboat was the documentary on Aretha Franklin and Wynonna Judd's performance at the Atlantic City casino.

After the game he celebrated by snorting iocane powder off some hookers.

I think our chemistry is good enough to where we can overcome the things that have our team down now and I think we've got the talent to get it done

The students will also get lessons in how beat up Billy Hunter's kids every day.

Chief Adviser is also the mascot for the Mutual of Omaha.

It's Mike Williams.