For advice on turning zeros into success, the Eagles have consulted with Kris Kardashian.

The only thing Greeks and Don Shula have in common is bankruptcy.

I haven't seen a grinder cause more destruction since Mama Cass' last meal.

+1

The MS goal of the year is to finally kill Montell Williams.

The MS goal of the year is to finally kill Montell Williams.

The MS goal of the year is to finally kill Montell Williams.

The MS goal of the year is to finally kill Montell Williams.

Unfortunately for most NBA players, they think "lawsuits" are prison issue clothes.

This is just a simple example of "you scratch my back, I help an accused child rapist" politics.

Unfortunately for Kolb, this has been his biggest contribution since signing with the Cardinals.

A good stiff belt was listed as the cause of death in David Carradine's autopsy report.

+1

Getting pounded in the evening news timeslot is also how Katie Couric refers to anal.

The worst car wreck of an interview was when the Daily Mirror questioned the corpse of Princess Di.

+1

It's just nice to see it spelled out.

no one wants to be in my shoes for those 30-45 seconds

Like every episode of The Magic Hour.

I think I am capable of it. I think I can do some things, but we'll see down the road what happens.