How did it come to this?

The best cunt return still belongs to Brad Pitt when he told Jennifer Aniston to hit the bricks.

was not punished for this play, because it was bullshit.

When told about Johnson's comments, LeBron responded: "If Magic wants to compare numbers, let's start with T-cells."

Rago was just keeping with his blackjack rule of "always hit on a 2-3".

Meanwhile, Todd Haley is still seen as a serial date rapist by his players.

Something tells me Howie always has that reaction when staring into a white pie.

They're big, they're fast, and they're not really focused on you.

Not to be confused with The Tour of Akron, which is a two sentence pamphlet written by the mayor saying "Just skip us check out the NFL Hall of Fame. It's 20 minutes from here."

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That sign was actually in Satan's living room, which he playfully refers to as Cabo Cantina, and was a result of Al Davis breaking a bottle over Hitler's head during the Raiders/Texans game.

That sign was actually in Satan's living room, which he playfully refers to as Cabo Cantina, and was a result of Al Davis breaking a bottle over Hitler's head during the Raiders/Texans game.

That sign was actually in Satan's living room, which he playfully refers to as Cabo Cantina, and was a result of Al Davis breaking a bottle over Hitler's head during the Raiders/Texans game.

Andy Reid, Rex Ryan, and Charlie Weis have been showing more guts than all of the NFL players combined.

Jeez, Yeprev went down like a Yak-42 aircraft.

"No, no! (Laughs) Scholarship money! Scholarship money! (Laughs)"

The Phillies are wondering what Ryan Howard is doing out protesting instead of rehabbing.

The last packer to catch his teammates off guard like this?

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Photographer looking through the lens and wincing: "Ok Mr. Ross, just move the football over a little more...a little more...just a little more. Now hold it vertically right there. Perfect."