"Two penises, one vagina, and cake" is a normal to-do list for Camryn Manheim.

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A "gorge bridge" is also how Andy Reid refers to brunch.

Unfortunately, the team's discipline consisted of the Fabian and Medina being taken behind the stadium and shot in the head after the game.

Every Word Counts

It beats the Fox News NFL recap when Sean Hannity referred to Josh "Shouldn't Be" Freeman.

He wanted to punch Marty Mornhinweg in the chin, but he couldn't decide which one.

And he still had the energy to tell his favorite joke afterward: "I took a Shiite THIS BIG!"

The good news is that he died doing what he loved. The bad news is that he loved barbequeing.

Chris Drury, Sean Burroughs, and Danny Almonte were late roster additions because of their experience against those Taipei commies.

Pictured: Stern playing a spirited game of "peek-a-Jew" with his grandkids.

The good news is that the scooter allowed him to shop quickly and make the early bird special at Denny's, then get home to watch Jeopardy, eat some hard candy, and hit the sack at 8pm.

Do you know who I am? I play for the Alleycats!

Ha ha ha. Good one, Brendan. We all know you're joking, right? Brendan? Come on. Tell us you're kidding. This can't be for real.

We all knew the Rain Man was Shawn Kemp, a bro and baby-daddy.

The last time I saw a Tito and Theo this upset was that Cosby Show episode featuring the Jackson 5 and that old white guy who was a child molester.

Jessica Simpson is devastated considering she had a 7 figure deal with Goodyear pending.

General Toe's chicken was KFC's promotion of sponsoring a value meal named after Rex Ryan.

If I wanted a team exec who would google a guy, I would have hired Rick Welts.

Who has two eyeballs and still hasn't won a playoff game?