Chad Pennington broke his thumb tweeting that and is out for 4-6 weeks.

A box kick hops over the line in the hopes that attackers running forward beat back-footed defenders.

It didn't help that his manager, Lazy "Bones" Jones, made the spy wear a ski mask to Rampage's work out.

They're doing an all Cleveland themed issue next month. The cover is expected to be the goatse guy.

All the tired old PED arguments are applicable here—it's not "natural"; it's an unfair advantage; it screws with the sanctity

The Reds once tried to make their stadium more Marge-happy, but all the Swastikas really hurt attendance.

Lopez has "credibility issues" due to some past history with NBA players like Kenyon Martin, J.J. Redick, and Delonte West.

Ironically, Ryan Dunn's license plate was LIDLE30.

I once sent some shots of tequila over to the black and gold bunch, but I was congratulating the Mr. T convention on such a great turnout.

In a similar move, the Oakland A's are trying to appeal to the "broad" segment by offering wine coolers and cigarettes for half price.

The LA Times also reported Hope Solo's firm ta-tas are what got her into the 2nd round.

After seeing all of the blood that was spilled, the name was changed to Rated R county.

The "Tom Bergeron" factor is what makes those wedding montages on AFV so damn enjoyable.

Just a hunch, but Hannah's friend sounds a lot like Hannah.

The worst half-assed crackdown still belongs to this girl.

I haven't see a bigger dick clad in Trojan gear since Lexington Steele banged that Brazilian chick.

That could be competitiveness. But maybe angry outburst triggered by concussion.

Roger Goodell just fined the cop $25,000.

Here at Baylor, we kill our own teammates. What do you think we will do to you?

Later in the game, a Baptist player was accused of flopping, but it turned out he was just overcome by the Holy Spirit.