She was just trying to help Cooper Manning celebrate his brother's win.

The Offspring's original name was Shawn Kemp.

he sent the entire National League back in time a week

Meanwhile, Fred Wilpon just became MLB's all time spend leader.

I was hoping to vote for the organ music from Strange Brew that make the hockey players kill each other, but unfortunately that wasn't an option.

River Head News Review is also Barkley's blog about his rafting trip down the Mississippi with a bunch of groupies.

Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Heil, heil.

When the Big 10 added Nebraska, Joe Paterno compared it to when he was a kid and the United States annexed Texas.

Heidi Montag recently had an Al Davis moment when she realized she has become a hideously disgusting asshole.

I am more concerned with #97 being 10 feet tall.

players inexplicably sprawling, flipping, flopping, stumbling, faceplanting

It was sad, but it was mesmerizing.

saw her bloody fingers, all 8 of them

I haven't seen someone that creepily heartsick since John Ritter.

young men who like to do what young men like to do: have sex and play sports

I am just proud of her for going for it and getting those blank dominoes implanted as front teeth.

Al Davis has kept his promise to drink a glass of unicorn blood every day until the Raiders make the playoffs again.

"We should stop racism by all having sex with each together so we all look alike."

John Candy cost his insurance company $1M after eating 5 Grand Slams at Denny's before keeling over later that day.

Oral Roberts gave a great clinic to all the reformed hookers who enrolled this semester.