I'm surprised those guys aren't bigger fans of Sandy Alomar.

Darrent Williams will be the last to show for the 4th straight year.

I warned him.

We'll have a stand-alone, one-time-only post of the penis

Better than when Albert Haynesworth's cleats had Andre Gurode's face on them.

every debt must be paid

JaMarcus Russell was more of a combination of Roger Ebert and Rudy Huxtable.

In related news, the manager of Man City nightclub in San Francisco just announced that new glory holes were installed.

Meanwhile, the The Malik Sealy Report crashed.

"The Gimp" is also a lame movie name.

"Wonders are still seizing" was the doctor's report for Stevie's epileptic twins.

Wedge was inspired by Caster Semenya, who broke her 3 race losing streak by cutting off her penis.

The Complexities of Cob was also an autobiographical story of triumph by Jewel and her ability to finish an ear of corn.

Wish I had just punched that heckler.

"Tautology" was David Carridine's study of exactly which hole in the belt was needed to finish the job.

When asked for his comments on Van Horne, Joe Morgan said "Fuck sabremetrics".

"Venomously hilarious" was how Jeff Seale was described in his eulogy.

Johnson later tried to join the USWNT at the Cherry Pit, but security stopped him at the door.

I sad a few weeks ago in Philadelphia

Bumper cars with Malik Sealy and Lamar Odom would be much more dangerous.