Richard Grieco has been waiting for 10 years from someone to say that to him.

"Utility Bill" was Clinton's nickname at Arkansas because he would always happily sleep with the fat ones.

But an ominous shadow darkens the crisp white shorts

According to the plaque underneath my framed DONKEY PUNCH #69 softball jersey, my 4-5 performance in the county championship still rates as the pinnacle of American softball.

I haven't seen two sons give their dad more face time on TV since Erik and Lyle.

Nikola Vucevic, USC "He definitely has size. He measured well at the Chicago pre-draft camp."

After hearing about Barry calling him Winston Wolf, McKeon said "That's nice. Is he like Joe Camel?"

That's the worst Booth exchange since "Sic semper tyrannis".

I did a sketch book of David Carradine's career and the last page was a game of hangman.

Reminds me of the time I was at the Tiajuana strip club and saw a woman catch a ping pong ball in her roast beef sandwich.

They drafted him high, the Len Bias Story.

This women may be dingbats, but their Natalie Wood impressions are dead on.

Kentucky fans also like to hear about Antoine Walker "getting a job".

If anyone knows about creating something shitty, it is a guy named Tock Costacos.

the other end of the Spectrum has DUIs and stabbings

New York's AJ League was described by Peter Vescey as "pant-shittingly exciting".

Happy Fathers Day to all.

"We work our balls off" was Nike's first approach to Lance Armstrong's campaign before they settled on Livestrong.

Hickey's paragraph was actually George W.'s campaign slogan.

"You're too classy for that" her boyfriend said as she sat down. "Now pull that skirt up so I can go finger fishing while I tell Omar Infante to go fuck himself."