It was a tribute to his idol and namesake, Jim Valvano. I thought he went too far after the game by exposing himself to all that radiation, though.

"Dishonesty box" is how Andy Wachowski refers to his brother Larry's new genitals.

Now that ball rests on the mantle next to the candy he stole from a baby and the bag of cans taken from a passed out bum.

Unfortunately he was referring to the hard fought game of tonsil hockey his son and daughter just had which extended into overtime per Karl's request.

In anticipation of this headline, Dan actually had Heather Mills and Zsa Zsa Gabor with him on those flights.

Meanwhile, pants-pooping ownership types like Al Davis and Ralph Wilson are more concerned with figuring out which channel Matlock is on.

Or Casey Martin

It happens really fast, like cats having sex.

Doc takes a look and sees something neon sticking out of the guy's urethra. Asks him what it is, and guy shrugs, like he hasn't noticed this. Doc tugs on it, a bit comes out, he asks if it hurts and the guy says no.

NBC has owned the captivating-human-element format for 25 years

This study has a much better chance of success than the "Eff-Magic" one conducted by a group of prositutes in the early 90s who have since dies of AIDS.

Take a lesson from Tommy.

This was much better than Gerald McRaney's memoir One Morning in Burkeland which inlcuded tales of a threesome with Dixie Carter followed by one of Delta's famous 6,000 calorie breakfasts.

"They have the same personal problems they had today."

Incredible

Who has two artificial thumbs, irregular bowel movements, and slept with Ty Cobb?

Not as bad as falling in front of a Bentley once.

Antoine Walker was also doing his business outside of Barnes & Noble, but his business was playing a bunch of upside paint cans as drums.

That woman is actually Zack Hample's mom.

It's old. But it's good! It also has poop.