AJ didn't mean you look like a cancer patient, he was saying that you were a cancer to the office.

Kathleen Turner wasn't too uppity to sing, she just had 2 whole Abba Zabbas in her mouth.

Still not as surprising as the Brett Butler dong shots she took on the set of Grace Under Fire after a three day bender.

@AzureTexan: He finally found a job at the Tommy Bahama mansion. +1

Siegfried is happy to see that his Happy Tiger-verserie Hallmark greeting card may finally get some traction.

Lenny Dykstra also pulled a "Say Anything" style stunt, but his was emulating the dad stealing money.

Adam's johnson goal was to get under Eve's fig leaf.

To be fair, the "citing Hebrews" part of Rich's speech was just sound financial advice.

@bevraj of choice: Big fan of Hume, Murray Sparkles, Azure, Always Winning, MKM, Hatey, and yes, you Bevraj. I appreciate all who contribute to the community here.

You are a piece of shit, 1A.

It reminds me of that time John Kruk and Lance Armstong got teste with each other.

I haven't seen this people this upset at Cleveland since Grover sharted during a staff meeting.

Deadspin correspondent Patrick S. reports hell is hotter than Doha, but he is still finding time to work on his dance moves.

Richard Gere is still waiting for them to come up with a Sea Breeze suppository.

Slick vs. T-Pain was a regrettable rap battle Grace had after too many LSD tabs.

Pandemonium. Jubilation.

Still WAY more successful and less messy than the Hot Carling Cup that took place last week in Amsterdam.

The next two floats to go off the edge had "Hope" and "Economy" written on the side.

It was actually Hershel Walker thinking he was Ron Artest pretending to be Luis Scola.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Screw The Hobos was actually Gavin Newsom's campaign slogan.