@Phintastic: Skateboards and trampolines have probably caused more broken bones and hilarity over the last 20 years than anything else in the world.

@Phintastic: Thank you inventor of the camera phone. You are responsible for capturing so much more stupidity over the years.

Four dozen Apple Newtons ruled edible by Whitlock.

Maybe they saw someone trip and fall. That's always funny.

Brett has provided a few great stories, but until he gives us the amount of creepy photos that Jay does, I have to go with Marriotti.

Kyle Brotzman is paying a tribute to the lost money with another barb wire tattoo on his bicep.

The Honky Tonk Man got a little choked up during the introductions, but then his boss told him to stop crying and get back to waiting tables.

You are tearing me apart, LeBron!

During the Bulls' Family Circus trip, Joakim smoked out Billy and Jeffy.

Buttercup was diabetic.

Damn he was awesome. Even more incredible considering the parade of shitty QBs in that video who were handing off to him.

Pinchy1 is actually Marv Albert's screen name on Fleshbot.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: awesome

Blowdog.com has him as the Man of the Year.

It's a dog eat dog world out there, and Joel is wearing Milk Bone underwear.

Doc Gooden's dealer came to the stadium with a "Go Mets" sign and a whole lotta 8 balls.

The Radiers fans then celebrated that ass kicking by beating up some pregnant hookers at the Burger King across the street.

The Weaning of the Lump; The Amy Mickelson Story airs this week on Lifetime.

Just out of the picture is Tiger Woods chubbing up.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Her ass is two axe-handles wide. She is built like Grimace.