SHE'S ALMOST 21 AND HAS THE ABILITY TO SPEAK!

@Same Sad Echo: They should send the Big East's football representation out fishing on Lake Tahoe.

Not as poetic as the comments on youtube:

The Big East proved to be a sort of Fredo among BCS conferences

Unfortunately, I am a huge Milton Bradley fan and ran out of room for more stickers on my Smart Car 2 years ago.

I assume both are writing their theses on being awesome at partying.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I was thinking a young Will Ligue Jr.

Good to see Stephen Strasburg's dad in that second picture.

"Stumpy and pot-bellied" is a succint description of Ron Santo.

Gabourey Sibide has announced she would like to be the black Pinkberry girl.

I still prefer the easily offended Maestro, Bob Cobb.

"Feed the turtle" was my mom's motto when she brought home my first pet when I was 6.

Sorry Stevie, I was busy playing a quick 18 holes with Leslie...that guy is fucking hilarious.

Morals should be left to ur dumb fucking christian mom and retarded dad who only listens to your mom.

I haven't seen an Andre destroy something so thoroughly since Roussimoff went to the Old Country Buffet.

If falling and not crying makes you a badass, then consider me Chuck Norris.

"Mini Belly Chicks" is my favorite female midget stripper dance team.

Karen Sypher loves Louisville so much, she let her fetuses get hangered out.

Sadly, the 3rd place driver was Jason WIlliams.

Zim didn't let them down.