You know what? No one's eligible.

GUNS UP!! is also written on the locker room sign the Cincinnati Bengals tap on their way home.

Sadly, Charlie Davies did crash the festivities and injured half the team.

You can see them dicking around after the jump.

John F Kennedy Jr flying resembled his uncle's driving.

I haven't seen a cord cause this much trouble since Tyson's daughter hit the treadmill.

It's just a typical Thanksgiving dinner at Francisco Rodriguez's house.

John Salley: ex-pro baller; ladykiller.

I haven't seen such a badly misjudged Ball since Fred Astaire told Lucille she'd never make it following a bad blow job performance.

He said he was afraid of a bear because a bear would be bigger and stronger than he is.

It reminds me of the time lip readers caught Wade Phillips asking Tony Romo his thoughts on the crispy bacon at brunch.

That's the hardest slap I've seen from a Seymour since Roger Moore got a little handsy on the set of Live and Let Die.

Thirty-Nine Seconds of A Referee Prancing? Si.

@FavreFAIL: I do love how the women on these shows don't work, but have "personal assistants" to keep track of their schedules.

Maryland's weekly press conference is called "Raidin the Friedge" and involves Ralph eating a 6 course meal while providing one word answers to reporters.

I rolled out, I had him right away and I just kind of double-clutched it for a second and just kept rolling and kind of got stuck on him.

Howver, Isiah is not illusional, as he explained "I was not actually going to make the sausage disappear."

Man Byte Man: m4m nerd forum

Well. Fucked.

@A Duck With a Lisp: I don't know, the Francisco Garcia one is strikingly accurate.