Thasss....thasssraycess?

Freedom to jort-hump is what every incarcerated man in Kentucky yearns for.

McGinley's gotten a little cocky, although I guess working with The Fonz, Al Bundy, and boning Betty Childs will do that do a guy.

She was Tardy for the Period.

Barry, she is also the one with the horrible voice, wears a wig, was proud to be dating a married man as long as he gave her jewelry and cars, embarrasses her children on television, and is a horrible human being.

Eto'o, Samuel?

Terry Collins, Angel manager likes a gritty team

I should have walked with my girlfriend instead of ridin' with her.

Three players in NBA history have had perfect shooting nights.

Not as classy as Najeh Davenport tweeting about how he Dumped My Girlfriend Last Night

I prefer my local strip club, The Cunt Hub.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Manhattan, Kansas? I heard it is lovely there this time of year.

More Dee Tales was Snider's follow up book to his smash debut No, I Am Not Sarah Jessica Parker.

I would rather see one of WHIPpie hater Joe Morgan blowing lines off Marge Schott's penis.

And this marks the first contribution anyone wearing BEBE on their clothes has made to our planet.

Andy Reid used to be a morbidly obese child with a moustache. Now he is 52.

My pussy is like steel wool.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

I prefer the short story "One (Alcohol Induced) Throw Up" by W.C. Fields