The NCAA used this man as a warning to Illinois and Northwestern of what could happen in the short end zone at Wrigley.

On the surface, it doesn't make a lot of sense. But look a little deeper, and it still doesn't make any sense.

With all of the pick 6's, the scoring is going to end up on the death trap side of the field anyway. Cannot wait to see a Frerotte-like celebration result in paralysis.

As the joke goes, C.C. stands for "Can't Cover."

I cringed when he started the line "I'm like the black..." and then exhaled when he finished it with "lab". Dodged a bullet there, coach.

I am still waiting for one from Isaiah "Don't Let My Fries Burn Again You Lazy Bastard" Rider set to the music of Mac Tonight.

@Hatey McLife: +1 doctor in the house

"Bloody, high Cheever" was how John's nurse described him after treating his cancer with both leeches and THC.

Blessed and Balanced was the name of the Apostles' high wire act.

I heard Whitlock visited DC and his gravitational pull was enough to bring Wilbon's rocket ship back down to earth.

@Always Winning: Awesome

@bevraj of choice: +1 Flower in the Attic

Hooray. Problem Solved. was actually Bush's first choice for the air craft carrier banner.

When Gammons wrote "KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK", he was just reporting Pat Burrell's performance in the World Series.

Bad In Volleyball, Worse In Hockey was actually the true story of the parapalegic Samoan Olympic team.

I can guarantee those dorks missed the high 5 and went sprawling on the floor with injuries.

Eva was not satisfied with Tony's oral skills.