Jim Abbott is still trying to learn.

Meanwhile, the Clippers did their impression of the LA Breakers from Double Dribble.

If the Patriots had won, the other guy would have had to tattoo a life size Wes Welker on his thigh.

Andres Escobar has seen a more devastating own goal.

He looks more like Sgt. Al Powell.

@Same Sad Echo:Don't worry, as soon as I am done with the rocking chair, I have to assemble the crib.

@AzureTexan: ( . )( . ) = Utah fan

@FavreFAIL: In a related story, my wife thinks I am a complete idiot and that all the time I waste on this site could be better spent preparing the nursery and painting a rocking chair.

@JonathanSafranFoyer: I would guess the majority of the US expected stories about Aslan and the White Witch after reading that line.

@UweBollocks: How much of it is dedicated to slores and Kim Kardashian?

Let's explore the world of academia.

we are professionals and we can do a nice job trying to work them in the best way we can

In his postgame comments, the QB's explanation was "I ain't kissing my sister. I mean, I will bone her, but I ain't kissing her.

He totally rocked the race

I think that award was given to his condoms because they have caught everything.

In last night's NBC interview:

Batiste was showing the form that made him the anchor on his Alpha Chi Omega stomp team.