I've just had my salad tossed by Bossy.

60 Minutes called her "the most splendid creature we've ever

Yeah, its a night named after me get to meet the team, all

That blue ribbon panel is lucky. I got suspended for not making a

I assume the "it sucks on purpose defense" is what Wade Phillips has been running the last few weeks in order to have a shot at the #1 pick.

Knifepoint Cunnilingus And A Fishy Scent

So what? Ben Bernanke asked for $100M to jump from JewCo to Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

The first victim of a policy he instituted

the answer is science

@IronMikeGallego: +1 shrapnel

This one was over after three quarters.

He wasn't actually fucking the dog, just the dog's face.

Titillating yet kind of gross video was Vivid's review of Cloris Leachman's sex tape.

The Wizard at the KKK rally put together a 3 minute rant of nothing but the n-word, and he still made more sense than Cowherd.

Please dispute this list as you see fit.

@Barry Petchesky: I remember growing up watching him manage the Tigers and thinking he was old as hell back then. He was only 50...good lord. Mix in some face lotion, Sparky.

That agent is just lazy. He just replaced "Steve Phillips" with "Joel", added the line about teammates, and reissued the press release from the Brooke Hundley incident.

76? Am I the only one shocked to read that? I thought he would be at least 100. I don't understand why he always looked so old.

Good to see the guy next to him has his key card handy because that thing opens the case holding the insulin shots.

Chris Henry WR CIN Still Dead