"Holey Balls" was the award winning documentary on the history of whiffle ball.

Erik Spoelstra pick up a chicken salad sandwich to go like it was a belt of suicide explosives.

He attended Texas Christian University, according to his profile on the professional networking site LinkedIn.

Beaver Stadium is where they are holding the Lingerie Football League Championship, and thankfully the Red River Shootout name was already copyrighted.

At 10, The Walking Dead.

oil slick on Brian Wilson's chin

Out Cold is how Ted Williams is described by his family.

@Clinton Portishead: Great minds and all that

The Chiefs have a cupcake schedule

They were going to have Gunnar Esiason blow into one to raise awareness for CF, but he passed out half a second into the audition.

"Lil Wash's Bender" was Hamilton's nickname for George's small and crooked dong.

We don't improve the world. It's not like we invented hot water. We just kick a ball.

The Raiders have a "Jamarcus Russell Sat Here" plaque on their bench.

Is it fatigue? Or did Sanchez just have an off night.

"We believe they were the result of sloppy management by our basketball staff."

$10 at Walgreens. Money well spent.

@Samer Ocho Cinco: Thanks. I set em up, you knock em down.

Eerily similar. (imagine the picture of "You Gonna Get Raped" guy)

There hasn't been a group of chokers like that since Latrell Spreewell shot a commercial with David Carradine.

In a bizarre twist, the third one is actually Sean Payton.