@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Also, Ernie appears to be black. Could he be the bastard child of Gordon?

"The Greek rose, so I got nothing."

I haven't seen one person so concerned about being stoned since I was a witness in that Saudi adultery trial.

So THAT is how Drew is able to be so productive.

Nuts and Bolts is the title of the Tila Tequila/Shawne Merriman story on E!

Sadly, that's an actual photo of Al Roker's 8 year old son after his lap band surgery.

Plato's gift? The dodecahedron.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: +1

I think "spazgasm" was listed in the coroner's report as the last thing David Carridine did before he died.

I like this series much better than Meat Strokes: The Life and Times of Cockeye Jones

@Lionel Osbourne: Wait, you aren't black?

The kid instantly because a rock star at the nerd convention and ended up as the centerpiece of a LARP orgy.

The losingest season for the city of New Orleans? Autumn of 2005.

JaMarcus Russell's appetite has been soul food crushing.

Everyone knows the Eating Machine is Carnie Wilson.

Good to see that Mike Holmgren's great grandfather also liked to get liquored up before his half-time speeches.

a male-to-male 3.5 millimeter cable

@Phintastic: I imagine Charlie Sheen says "I am in the mood for Chinese...and a Mexican and a redhead."

He isn't staying loose, he is actually powering a village back in Shenzhen.

It was either that or a limerick involving the word "bucket", so I think he made the right choice.