they're shocked that such a little useless thing could be worth so much money

Wade's rusty, and maybe a little gimpy.

@President Camacho: +1

Meanwhile, baby-killer Rick Pitino is gearing up for another season on the bench.

Philadelphia's dreams were torched and turned to ashes

However, Dooley was correct when he compared his game plan against Bama to Germany's strategy in the Battle of Stalingrad.

49er fans are hoping he guest stars on Top Gear and dies in a fiery crash.

This is by far the worst hotel room incident to ever involve an ESPN sideline reporter.

I mean, Alf Landon won Vermont in the 1936 presidential election

A big Madden enthusiast, Jason Whitlock finally just realized his dream of being able to play it in 3D and having a legitimate excuse to eat 20 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos a day.

@Phintastic: JD, you are the cause of and solution to all of my problems.

I think Henne went a little too far blaming Carson Palmer for Chris Henry.

I demand an apology from Jack Daniels. Their product kept me from achieving a scoring opportunity with the fat chick. It was like shooting pool with a rope. Damn you JD!

All caps and wild rambling? Christopher Walken is THE MENTALIST?

Mr. and Mrs. C are going to be very upset, but the Fonz should be able to smooth everything over.

Good work, America.

That's why I had to finish the deal. Can't have bitches coming back atcha.

Not a very realistic portrayal of Cleveland. There would have been about a dozen bums fighting over that jersey for warmth.

Last night's Loser: Jackie Chan's Junk.