Dr. Dre and Snoop are hoping Deanna's book doesn't get confused with their marijuana tribute The Cure for Life: Chronic.

definitely pretty aggressive and who was wearing sharp blades on his feet

In a similar move, West Virginia is auctioning off diplomas.

Those asshole Sacramento fat cats are always padding their pockets.

@Steve U: +1 dick nose

The Daily Texan's headline: UT Peeved as Cleve on Leave: Believed to Have Skeeved

@David Hume: She especially appreciated the reach around from Methuselah.

@David Hume: Good lord. She is like Droopy the Dog's great grandmother.

Dad? Mom? Awww, goddamnit.

Pictured: A woman wanting to know what Helen Keller went through while giving a bj.

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@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Keyser Soze is the gimp from Pulp Fiction. Wait a second, I'm stoned.

He is actually the color commentator for BETs coverage of the Bayou Classic.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: The downside is that they then have to fire Raquel Welch.

Kenny and Steve Rushin have at least one thing in common.

@I Like Cheap Beer: +1

Am I the only one who read the start of this post in the voice of Dr. Nick Riviera?

one of the great, uncompromising jock biographies of them all

@norbizness: +1 morbid obesity

this young man knows not what modicum means