I haven't seen someone so blatantly fingered since this guy.

"Goal" with a sad face next to it.

Yeah, that's what I've been doing, too. I feel bad for Ma'ake Kemoeatu.

Cliff Lee continued his incredible run of deadpan badassery

Drazen and Vlade were untying?

Singletary's decision to start Alex Carr against the Raiders immediately made the 49ers a 200 point underdog.

Nursing a Bud, I asked some more people if they wanted to participate.

Not as awkward as his breakfast with Deanna this morning when she asked him to pass the teeny, tiny breakfast links...and then stabbed him with a fork.

where I'm sure I'll be here to bring you the latest breaking news in the lives of these dumbass teenagers.

I'm amazed that he was able to piss in that cup and not spill any.

@naughtybynatrone: Nice. Forgot that one, although Donna's tits (sorry Emma, bosoms) will always be burned into my memory.

"Don't Stop Bereaving" is both a karaoke rendition and great at funerals.

I liked him better as the dad in Night at the Roxbury.

Cannot wait to see Emma's Sterger-like expose on Daulerio and the gang in a year or two.

Kenny McKinley does not approve of this headline.

The source insists, "Why would we protect Favre, anyway?"

My wife has probably fainted four or five times.

And if the question is "What NFL QB would be the least intimidating to women?", the answer would be Jeff Garcia.

In the picture, Brett is illustrating which appendage most resembles his erect dong.

Protect Ya Checkbook was a Wu Tang b side about ODB's investment strategies.