I'll be more impressed when Ochiocinco does the robot in honor of Vicki from Small Wonder.

He should just try to score infinity points with the jury by getting his brother Alphonso to come in and do a hilarious dance.

Eddie Griffin By The Letters

@BirdLaw: Or this one.

Happy Saturday, folks. So, what'd I miss this week?

Photo via Sterger's boobcam

@Delonte, Interrupted: Chuck Finley. Oh, you said in baseball now.

Well, he's embraced responsibility.

Braylon Edwards just sent Daulerio a dozen roses.

Not passing wizardry is why Draco Malfoy acts like such a dick.

Yeah, but if she looks in the mirror, she can barely see her 5 bastard children.

Pirates ownership admires determination of the Washington Generals.

Rick James:

I personally like the "Crocs...Hot or Not" story done by the Style Network.

Joey Lawrence attempted to get young girls to "whoa" with him.

Tennessee had that flyer up too, which is why Travis Henry only deposited his semen in women's vaginas.

Doesn't hold a candle to the game of grab-ass I saw at a Tiajuana donkey show.

More bad news: After getting black out drunk, one of the athletes vaguely remembers having fierce langur monkey sex with a very short and hairy female Venezuelan power lifter.

Not full? His jock.

but nothing will make you feel dumber than a premature girlfriend announcement