we we rolled through the rest of the season as a .500 team which is unacceptable.

@Steve U: +1 Tommy John surgery

Ben Roethlisberger: Not Particularly Small, Just Gray

"Take Back Our House" should really have been the 2009 Saints slogan.

I imagine this is like Penthouse Forum for Drew.

Hockey games before Conan!

The original title of The Bibles' Book of Peter was: How I Poped

Listen, Feingold needs to leave the football commentary to me and stick to worshiping money.

What did you give away to a gentleman sitting close to you

@Hatey McLife: I am waiting for the inevitable MKM analysis of the situation.

That's nothing, the Chernobyl plant manager lasted 12 seconds after their meltdown.

The Japanese writers think he is scrappy.

dates are limited

Moreover, she shares Matthew Berry's last name.

The Yankees, on the other hand, are bunch of personality-free, militaristic fuckwads who are NEVER fun.

I just want to know if I can get some chili and some of that good protein powder.

@Gourmet Spud: +1

Thanks to Craggs' reporting, we learned that the Pirates ownership is getting a much bigger ROI. It's a damn shame for Pittsburgh fans.

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It had to be a really attractive offer to leave.