In a related story, Yasmine Bleeth owes Don Johnson 200 blow jobs in casting couch back pay.

It's the 2,000th consecutive bad day for cankles and legs in the Sibide household.

I see cats with cyber courage all the time. I mean, that one playing the keyboard really had guts. And can you believe the "Hang In There" took the risk of hanging upside down? Amazing acts of bravery.

The Magic gets muddier

Andre Rison referred to TLC as a trio of hoes.

"It'll be one of those things that middle class parents don't want their kids doing."

I imagine the "simple smorgasbord" included whale shark sushi served on the naked bodies of hookers, broiled dodo bird, and unicorn steaks.

Gregg Easterbrook would have kicked that girl's ass if he was at the game.

James Jordan met his fate as the result of a revenge plot.

"Tengo herpes."

Meanwhile, Joakim Noah is paranoid burning incense.

In Tiger's defense, it's tough not to get the wrong idea when she is mimicking a blow job.

When Ric Flair returned to his hometown, he was greeted to a parade of WOOOOOOOOs.

whether you're a contender or a basement dweller

I went to India, China, South Africa, Ethiopia. I went to Turkey. I went to Greece. Obviously Spain

Ohio also outlaws sodomy, but no one has turned in the Browns for doing that to their fans for the last 40 years.

As he sipped his iced mocha latte and peered out over the ledge, Mariotti was saddened by the hundreds of people who had gathered to chant "JUMP!!! JUMP!!! JUMP!!!" in unison.

Unfortunately, it sounds like Warren will not be able to regulate.

My Turned Me Down To Fuck list would be longer than War And Peace.

LeBron should know better than having a guy named Maverick as his wingman.