Nina Harley v Marilyn Chambers is the pussiest rivalry of all time.

@President Camacho: +1

I just happy a Tennessee fan didn't give him a boot to the chest.

@ClueHeywood: You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue

Auburn players have the same reaction to classrooms.

Better than when AJ had to duck out of his date with Linda Cohn because of *poo poo poo*

"Rather sloppy. Rather exciting." is how Dan's Hispanic maid described a night of drunken intercourse.

@ClintonPortishead: Bravo

Whitlock is becoming the African American Wimpy.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1. I love that picture.

Shoulda been you, Oakland Coliseum.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Kubrick's original 2001:A Space Odyssey script needed some work.

MOST DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT CHANEL.

MANY THANKS for speaking up for us frustrated viewers!

"It was the whole reason I tried out to be Rufus last year."

No jokes here. Just hoping he can raise some money to increase his quality of life.

I like AJ's game.

I still like the Kevin Youklis action figure.

The Faster Times also runs an extended Ramadan Collector's Issue.